Reviewed by: Loomis

REVIEW-

Do not even think about buying this. This may be the worst porn that I've ever seen.

So for a bit about the philosophical ideas here; women wearing bags on their head in the interest of degradation and the old college euphemism- "I'd fuck that bitch if she had a bag on her head…" This is not as nearly as degrading to the woman as it is to the poor fucker that buys this.

I know that JM Productions likes to push the envelope and all, and I know that some of the women in this movie are really good sex stars. None of this knowledge helps anyone.

Every scene has a woman with a paper grocery bag on her head with a face drawn upon it. She sucks two cocks through that bag, gets DP'd and then takes a "facial" on the bag.

The scene that sums it all up is the one with a woman jerking a cock toward her bag face and being told to "open her mouth." She yells back that her mouth is "already open." Who the fuck knew that? It certainly isn't like the viewer had that information.

Avoid this like genital warts, people. I'd think up better and more insulting statements if I could stand to have this in my DVD player any longer.
I have failed.