Fuck
Holes 7: Filthy Anal Whores
OVERALL
RATING: B-
PICTURE
QUALITY: C+
DVD
EXTRAS: D
DIRECTOR:
None Listed
THEMES:
Anal, Facials, Girl on Girl
CONDOMS:
None
STARS:
Unknown
Review
by Captain AstroGlide
Look,
when a chick gives you anal even if it wasn¹t that good you really
can¹t
complain.
So,
complaints about the DVD release ³Fuck Holes 7: Filthy Anal Whores²
should
be given with a grain of salt. (Or at least a drop of KY Jelly.)
After
all, it¹s still anal, right?
This
DVD is like the slow-play compilation videos in the discount section of
your
raincoat video store. The ³4 Hours² label lets you know that there¹s
gotta
be SOMEthing on that tape that you¹re gonna like.
³Fuck
Holes 7² is like that; watch long enough and you¹ll find something you
like.
But be prepared to fast forward through a lot of stuff you find dull.
Compilation
tapes typically do not list the actresses in the scenes, mainly
because
nobody remembers who they are. Each of these scenes have been culled
from
previous movies, which means story and setup are edited out. No
complaints
there.
But any
tape that lists the chicks names on the box probably have a good
reason.
Here the girls are so anonymous that even if you wanted to find more
movies
with them, you¹d probably be unable to. So much for a second date.
Despite
an ass-load of mediocrity, the tape does have its high moments.
There¹s
some girl on girl stuff. And a few really hot babes, all of whom
take it
with a smile. (Don¹t you hate those complainer types?)
Remember
now, all of these scenes are filmed in 1995 or earlier, so you¹re
not
going to see any double anals or even many facials. These scenes were
all
filmed during the day of big hair and Camaros. If you¹re into that
scene,
well, this may be the compilation for you. If you¹re looking for hot,
young
hunnies, then you¹re out of luck.
The
same thing goes for digital video. Lots of new flicks are filmed on DV
for
high end video quality. Some of these clips are lacking in visual
sharpness.
There¹s no real extras to speak of either.
In the
end (pun intended), this DVD¹s 15 scenes leave a bit to be desired,
even to
the fella who appreciates the effort a gal gives when she offers up
her
butt for some anal lovin¹.
