STARS:
Natasie Sural, Matina Sucek, Michael Racen, Jerry Zikes, Adam Sweet, Joseph Vavroch, Anna Friak, Helena Blaze, Joseph Ther, Peter Smahaj, Carol Major

Reviewed by: Mars

REVIEW-

Just to start off with a bit of irony, Bi Officer's production company is called "U.S. Male" but there are no Americans in the picture, male or otherwise. Moving on. Often bisexual porn is a fake out. The usual practice is to have a couple of guys and a girl. At least one of the guys is not at all interested in girls and the whole "bisexual" label becomes a forced and awkward pretense. Not so with Bi Officer. While there are some lads in the film that look more comfortable with other men than women, everyone is game for any naked crotch that gets thrown into their face, be it an innie or an outie. This makes for some hot times and some reasonably satisfying bi action. It doesn't hurt that the actors are a good looking bunch. While they do stay with each position overly long (there are several ten minute blow jobs) the action is pretty interesting and enjoyable.

The movie is two scenes based around a loose premise of cops busting lovers in a public park. Instead of throwing them in jail, the officers take the offenders home and have sex with them. Proving that the justice system may have its flaws but there are good cops out there. Each scene has two groups of lovers, four total. One is guy/girl the rest are guy/guy/girl.

The first scene features two lady cops who drag three guys home with them. The girls are nicely butch, bossing the pretty boys around. One takes a guy for herself, the second makes the other two men fool around with each other while she watches. At least for a time. The girls manage to do a better job with their hummers than the guys do (more practice, maybe?) but the men aren't bad at it. The sucking lasts a long, looooong time as they chain up with no cock left out. The lady with the two boys ends up getting speared at both ends, which goes a long way to establish the bisexual credibility of the film. The views are all right during the scene, though once it gets to the fucking the cameraman falls into the old trap of focusing almost exclusively on crotch. This gives us a bit too much of the hairy-ass-cam as the guys start porking each other. It wraps up with one of the cops strapping on and then fucking her guy with a butt plug. Not a bad scene but I'd have liked a bit more variety.

The second segment has the same premise of cops busting some wayward couples. They end up on a couple of small couches to satisfy their carnal desires. The action goes the same path as scene one, with a lot of cock sucking combinations before the penetration gets underway. (One of the girls has a fantastic rack, just thought I'd throw that in there.) The blow jobs ain't bad and once again the actors are making a good effort at being bisexual, with girls and boys playing well together. When the guys on the left start fucking it's like the hairy ass filter was put on the camera and the zoom button got stuck all the way in. The reverse cow….girl position is better, with the guy bouncing away on his partner's cock and the camera a decent distance away. After more guy/guy action we get some views of the large breasted beauty getting her turn on a dick. But, true to porn form, the ladies take the facial shots.

Overall: Bi Officer was a pretty good bi flick. Not inspired, to be sure, but all right. The picture was clear, the actors all good looking, the action was animated if not intense, and people seemed to be having a good time.

Extras include a chapter search, a photo gallery, two trailers and web addresses.

-Mars
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